Bo Burnham Net Worth
Burnham was born on August 21, 1990 and grew up in Boston, Massachusetts. He attended St. Johns Preparatory School, which was an all-boys private school. Bo’s big break came from a simple Youtube video uploaded in 2006 where he wrote a few songs for his older brother after moving away to college. One song, ‘My Whole Family’ would later generate a quarter million listens a day- which back 2006 was an insurmountable amount. Today, Burnham is a comedian, musician, filmmaker and actor and has a reported net worth of $4 million.
Bo Burnham Height
The ‘Inside’ Netflix star has stated that he was “6’5″- 6’6″ on a good day” and wishes he was a little shorter. Bo Burnham’s height and acting abilities landed him the role of Larry Bird in HBO’s ‘Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty’. Unfortunately, Bo had to back out of the basketball show, allegedly due to scheduling issues. Sean Patrick Small was cast in his place. Bo Burnham said he hadn’t performed for 5 years and needed to improve his mentality. He would later film the Netflix hit ‘Inside’, a musical comedy shot alone in his guest bedroom at the height of COVID. The show was nominated for 6 Emmys (winning 3) and a Grammy award.
Bo Burnham ‘All Eyes On Me’ Lyrics
There is no question that Bo Burnham’s ‘Inside’ Netflix original was a huge success. It was just the show people needed in the midst of a pandemic and he delivered. With a soundtrack to boot. ‘All Eyes On me’ is among one the most popular of those songs. It’s clear in the lyrics that he opens up about his depression and his mental state when performing.
‘All Eyes On Me’ Lyrics by Bo Burnham
Get your fuckin’ hands up
Get on out of your seats
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
Get your fuckin’ hands up
Get on out of your seats
All eyes on me, all eyes on meAre you feeling nervous?
Are you having fun?
It’s almost over
It’s just begun
Don’t overthink this
Look in my eye
Don’t be scared, don’t be shy
Come on in, the water’s fineWe’re goin’ to go where everybody knows
Everybody knows, everybody, oh
We’re goin’ to go where everybody knows
Everybody knowsGet your fuckin’ hands up
Get on out of your seat
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
Ay, come on, get your fuckin’ hands up
Get on out of your seat
All eyes on me, all eyes on me, yeah
Heads down, pray for me
Heads down now, pray for me
Get your fuckin’ hands up
Get on out of your seat
All eyes on me, all eyes on meYou wanna hear a funny story?
So, uh, five years ago, I quit performing live comedy
Because I was beginning to have, uh, severe panic attacks while on stage
Which is not a great place to have them
So I, I quit, and I didn’t perform for five years and I spent that time
Trying to improve myself mentally
And you know what?
I did
I got better
I got so much better, in fact
That in January of 2020
I thought, “You know what? I should start performing again”
“I’ve been hiding from the world and I need to re-enter”
And then, the funniest thing happenedAre you feeling nervous?
Are you having fun?
It’s almost over
It’s just begun
Don’t overthink this
Look in my eye
Don’t be scared, don’t be shy
Come on in, the water’s fineYou say the ocean’s rising like I give a shit
You say the whole world’s ending, honey, it already did
You’re not gonna slow it, Heaven knows you tried
Got it? Good, now get insideWe’re goin’ to go where everybody knows
Everybody knows, everybody knows
We’re goin’ to go where everybody knows
Everybody knowsCome on, get your fuckin’ hands up
Get on out of your seat
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
Hey, come on, get your fuckin’ hands up
Get on out of your seats
All eyes on me, all eyes on me, yeahHeads down, pray for me
Heads down now, pray for me
I said get your fuckin’ hands up
Get up, get up
I’m talkin’ to you, get the fuck upGet your fuckin’ hands up
Get on out of your seat
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
Ay, fuckin’ get your fuckin’ hands up
Get on out of your seat
All eyes on me, all eyes on me, yeah
Come on, heads down, pray for me
Heads down now, pray for me
I said get your fuckin’ hands up
Get on…
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
Bo Burnham Quotes
“Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.”
“When life gets you down, make a comforter!”
“Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.”
“Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.”
“For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.”
“What’s important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers – the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.”
“In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.”
“Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop’s another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you’re talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It’s like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.”
My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin’ bitch all the time.
When life give you lemons… you probably just found lemons.
When life gets you down, make a comforter.
Dick’s and vagina’s are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad thinks they both taste the same.
I’m circumcised ‘cause I don’t cum from the hood.
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